I just read that 3,532,577 people got married last year. Um... shouldn't that number be even?!
How do you know you've been married for a long time? When you ask "Who was the actor in the movie about that thing we saw on Wednesday?", they know exactly what you're talking about!
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day? Yes, it's February the 14th!
What did one boat say to the other boat? "Hey there, are you interested in a little... row-mance?"
Anyone who says their wedding was the happiest day of their life has obviously never had two candy bars fall down at once from a vending machine!
My partner and I often laugh about how competitive we are. But I laugh more!
A couple was married for 45 years and together they raised 11 children. When asked what was the secret to their long-lasting relationship, the wife said: "Many years ago, we made the promise that whoever will pack up and leave has to take all the kids with them!"
They say that when you meet the right person, you know immediately. Then how come when you meet the wrong one, it takes a year and a half?!
My partner and I bought a water bed recently. Since then, we've drifted apart!
Why did the bee get married? Because it finally found its honey!
Do you want dinner? Sure, what are my choices? Yes or No!
Knock, knock! Who's there? Olive! Olive who? Olive you so much!
An old friend asked if he could crash on my couch tonight. I told him I'm sorry, but I'm married now and that's where I sleep!
Why shouldn't you fall in love with a pastry chef? Because he'll dessert you!
I haven't talked to my husband in 18 years. I didn't want to interrupt him!
These are only 15 jokes you can tell your members. Their effect will be guaranteed, taking into consideration how much men appreciate women with a sense of humor. Moreover, they will feel they become more familiar with you after a few jokes, and they can either say a few one-liners themselves, or you can dive into more serious topics.
If jokes aren't really your thing, there are numerous other ways to spice up the private sessions with your members: playing "Never have I ever", addressing them Big Talk questions that will allow you to know them more intimately, playing Truth or Dare, or simply role-playing.
